door handle by Franz Von Stuck
Ye gods this door handle is gorgeous (and yes,internet, I have a thing for doors). Do you think this was a package job or he was just like, “Well, sure, awesome, but the keyhole…”?) because either scenario would be fabulous.
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you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween
Avast and my desire for 28 pancakes and my inability to maths.
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yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch
I’d plus-one but that would involve the shift key.
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At this point in time I would like to register my distaste for the state of affairs that seem to indicate that, no matter how hard I try, no image I include in a reblog is viewable unless clicked upon.
I strongly feel this decreases my tumblr experience and by deduction, it probably decreases others. I would love to live in a world where linking to a photo in a response text message would actually put the photo in the text message.
But then again, meebe I’m just doin’ it wrong.
You guys, this was a comment on the article about Yahoo wanting to buy Tumblr.
UmbralDiscord has a point.
Point, points, who cares.
Porcupines have points and we don’t ask them about policy decisions.
OR DO WE????
i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
♫ and she’s cliiimbing a staaaairway to heaaaavennnnn…♫
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Glenn Greenwald shreds Bill Maher on US intervention in Muslim countries
Last night I was on Bill Maher’s HBO show “Real Time”. There have always been numerous views of Maher’s with which I agree. But he has become one of the most vocal and extreme advocates of the view that - while religion generally should be criticized - Islam is a uniquely threatening and destructive force and that Muslims are uniquely oppressive and violent, and that mentality has infected many of his policy views (see here and here for some comprehensive background; just two weeks ago, he had a fairly typical outburst on this topic). When I was scheduled to do the show, I was hoping that the opportunity would arise to debate these views (or that I could create the opportunity), and last night it did.
I know quite a few people who are not nearly as eloquent when the speak than when they write. And vice versa.
Glenn Greenwald proves that he falls into neither category.
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“Check out this awesome dance move I invented.”
“Oh god, evolution, please stop doing that.”
“What? It’s called ‘pronking.’ All the springbok are into it.”
“I can’t take you anywhere.”
Dude! At 1:44 is EXACTLY HOW JUMPING WORKS IN MY DREAMS
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one day i will stop reblogging this gifset
today is not that day
rotfllll
one day i will stop reblogging this gifset
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It’s the Batmobile! #shitiseeatwork
Man it took me several tries before I recognized that as anything other than “shit iseeat work”.
“What’s ‘iseeat work’, I wonder?
“Is that like when you’re all, ‘Dobson! Dobson? Where’s Dobson?! Iseeat work??’”
My brain does a good job of messing around with my brain.
And that just made me laugh harder than it should. Most of my awesome regulars have moved away so I’ve been increasingly sad and lonely at work. The idea that Dobson isn’t where he should be is hilarious because he probably moved.
I just gave myself a happy sad. Damn people and their moving (come visit me at work always).
:)
Hugs.
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You know what, Tumblr? To hell with it! Hell I say! I will post multiple photographs of my face ‘cause my scars are fancy as fuck.
what’s the meaning for her? i allways look at this things very spiritualy, if it doesn’t have a meaning is just a lil stupid, fashion banalizes everyting
Um, no. People are not obliged to list the meanings behind how they choose to modify themselves just so you can decide it’s not ‘stupid’ and ‘fashion’. The motivations for modifying oneself are pretty often something that people aren’t comfortable talking about in public and that doesn’t diminish them in the slightest.
Ruby chose to scar her face because… she chose to scar her face. It looks wonderful and fits her perfectly and that is all.
Personally, I don’t talk about what my tattoos or scars mean because they are deeply personal choices I made for myself and frankly it’s not anyone’s business apart from the few people I am closest to.
Who on earth feels they’re entitled to know or even question what I have done or will do to my body? Why would you (figurative not literal) begin to think you should know why she did this? Is the sheer beauty not enough? No? Then fuck off. Jeebus.
Fear of unknown/uncomfortable/”unusual” = anger/rejection/disavowal.
Pretty sure that’s what drives every stupid human reaction to one another, ever.
Self-mutilation as a cry for help is one thing. Self-creation as an expression of self is another. Fools need to learn the difference.
(As I’m sure surprises no one who knows me, I don’t have any body mods, ink or otherwise. And yet! Just like that doesn’t mean I have any reason to be against gay marriage, I don’t have any reason to be against mods. I support those with the courage to make themselves into who they are.) Any other stance is worthless dreck.
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George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
flaw. free.
Yes yes yes. All of these and more, yes.
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FACT: ocean
this is not a fact i asked my mom
Pretty sure I sea what you did there. And I m’ocean to stop it. Because that just about seals the deal. Whale anyray, I guess I’m dune for now.
…because it’s Friday night and Friday night just ain’t my night for puns.
:¬/
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